SHOTGUN...I called it!!!
March 30th 2008 07:47
Todays group: SHOTGUN...I called it!!!
5,795 members and counting
Group description:
For those of you who can't swallow your pride and ride BITCH in the back seat of a car.
Read the rules, Know the Rules, Live by the Rules!
Rules:
1. You Must Say The Word "SHOTGUN"
You must say the word "SHOTGUN" to stake your claim on SHOTGUN. This must be done clearly and loud enough so that at least one other to-be occupant of the vehicle can hear you. No variations of this word are acceptable. After you have rightfully called SHOTGUN, you have exclusive rights to SHOTGUN for that ride. However, if no one hears you call SHOTGUN it is still fair game for everyone.
2. The Deed Must Be Done Before SHOTGUN May Be Called
For these rules to work properly, it is essential for you to understand and accept the concept of the "Deed". SHOTGUN may only be called after the "deed is done". Simply stated, the deed is any activity or objective that directly precedes the ride in the automobile. The deed can be anything ranging from a visit at a friend's house, to a shopping trip at the mall, to a visit to the Grand Canyon. We cannot stress how important this is because this establishes a SHOTGUN -calling time frame that ensures everyone has an equal chance of recognizing when to call SHOTGUN. There is no crime greater than calling SHOTGUN on Monday in reference to the ride to the concert on Friday. Some people choose to play this way, and they are fools.
3. You Must Be Outside To Call SHOTGUN
The best way to establish exactly when the deed is done is to define this moment as the instance that you have left the building in which the deed took place. Some people choose to use a variation of this rule and require that all occupants be out of the building before SHOTGUN can be called. This may sometimes lead to everyone calling SHOTGUN at the same time and often ends in physical violence. Just be prepared!
4. The Barefoot Rule
Since you must be outside to call SHOTGUN, some people will just grab their shoes, jump outside, and call SHOTGUN before putting their shoes on. This has been deemed "gaping", and is not a legal procedure. You must have your shoes on, if you choose to wear any, before you may call SHOTGUN.
5. The Re-entry Rule
If you call SHOTGUN and then go back inside for some reason, you must re-call Shotgun after leaving. After you have re-entered the building, SHOTGUN is once again fair game to all.
6. When The Deed Is Outdoors
If the deed takes place outdoors, which it often does, the completion of the deed must be agreed upon when SHOTGUN is called. Any major disputes over the completion of the deed, such as 2 calling SHOTGUN at the same time, or with any discrepancy, can easily be settled with a quick (best out of 3) round of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
7. The Line-Of-Sight Rule
In the situation of the deed being a hike or other extensive outdoor activity, you may not call SHOTGUN until the automobile is within your sight. This rule needs only to be used when the passengers are outside for a long time and have traveled long distances from the car, as with a day of snow skiing.
8. Hand On The Door
Shotgun can no longer be called once someone's hand is holding the shotgun door handle. This officially stakes their claim to Shotgun and calling it at this time is just redundant. This is one scenario where a person does not actually have to say Shotgun to get the seat. This rule's importance is that no one has to be around for you to stake your claim to Shotgun, whereas usually one other would-be occupant must be present for you to call it.
9. Open for Suggestions!
Click Here to see the group (if you are a member of facebook of course)
My thoughts: You know, I've never called shotgun. In my family the oldest got the front seat regardless. And me being the youngest knew that in due time, when the oldest left the nest, I'd get the front seat. Thats just the way it was. I deluded myself in the meantime by saying that sitting in the back seat was like being in a limo and your driver was upfront...LOL
5,795 members and counting
Group description:
For those of you who can't swallow your pride and ride BITCH in the back seat of a car.
Rules:
1. You Must Say The Word "SHOTGUN"
You must say the word "SHOTGUN" to stake your claim on SHOTGUN. This must be done clearly and loud enough so that at least one other to-be occupant of the vehicle can hear you. No variations of this word are acceptable. After you have rightfully called SHOTGUN, you have exclusive rights to SHOTGUN for that ride. However, if no one hears you call SHOTGUN it is still fair game for everyone.
2. The Deed Must Be Done Before SHOTGUN May Be Called
For these rules to work properly, it is essential for you to understand and accept the concept of the "Deed". SHOTGUN may only be called after the "deed is done". Simply stated, the deed is any activity or objective that directly precedes the ride in the automobile. The deed can be anything ranging from a visit at a friend's house, to a shopping trip at the mall, to a visit to the Grand Canyon. We cannot stress how important this is because this establishes a SHOTGUN -calling time frame that ensures everyone has an equal chance of recognizing when to call SHOTGUN. There is no crime greater than calling SHOTGUN on Monday in reference to the ride to the concert on Friday. Some people choose to play this way, and they are fools.
3. You Must Be Outside To Call SHOTGUN
The best way to establish exactly when the deed is done is to define this moment as the instance that you have left the building in which the deed took place. Some people choose to use a variation of this rule and require that all occupants be out of the building before SHOTGUN can be called. This may sometimes lead to everyone calling SHOTGUN at the same time and often ends in physical violence. Just be prepared!
4. The Barefoot Rule
Since you must be outside to call SHOTGUN, some people will just grab their shoes, jump outside, and call SHOTGUN before putting their shoes on. This has been deemed "gaping", and is not a legal procedure. You must have your shoes on, if you choose to wear any, before you may call SHOTGUN.
5. The Re-entry Rule
If you call SHOTGUN and then go back inside for some reason, you must re-call Shotgun after leaving. After you have re-entered the building, SHOTGUN is once again fair game to all.
6. When The Deed Is Outdoors
If the deed takes place outdoors, which it often does, the completion of the deed must be agreed upon when SHOTGUN is called. Any major disputes over the completion of the deed, such as 2 calling SHOTGUN at the same time, or with any discrepancy, can easily be settled with a quick (best out of 3) round of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
7. The Line-Of-Sight Rule
In the situation of the deed being a hike or other extensive outdoor activity, you may not call SHOTGUN until the automobile is within your sight. This rule needs only to be used when the passengers are outside for a long time and have traveled long distances from the car, as with a day of snow skiing.
8. Hand On The Door
Shotgun can no longer be called once someone's hand is holding the shotgun door handle. This officially stakes their claim to Shotgun and calling it at this time is just redundant. This is one scenario where a person does not actually have to say Shotgun to get the seat. This rule's importance is that no one has to be around for you to stake your claim to Shotgun, whereas usually one other would-be occupant must be present for you to call it.
9. Open for Suggestions!
Click Here to see the group (if you are a member of facebook of course)
My thoughts: You know, I've never called shotgun. In my family the oldest got the front seat regardless. And me being the youngest knew that in due time, when the oldest left the nest, I'd get the front seat. Thats just the way it was. I deluded myself in the meantime by saying that sitting in the back seat was like being in a limo and your driver was upfront...LOL
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