People who kept getting invited to join Facebook and who initially tried to resist loudly against the hype, I'm not joining another damn craze like those stupid hypercolour t-shirts (which incidentally, are back in fashion! what the?!), but one night they were bored or lonely enough to join Facebook and now they're joining this totally futile group which admits that we're all too pissweak to take a stand against all these technologies which merely waste our time and zap our energy when we should just be having FUN offline with each other!